otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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Deathless, by Catherynne M. Valente (via quotesallthewaydown)
In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake, and eat only what you can stomach.

“But a mermaid has no tears, and therefore she suffers so much more.” - Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid

(fairy tale series)

"Hey, so I’m never gonna get this chance again. Can I just get fist bump from anybody?"